irresponsibleeyouth:

the trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until its too late for them to back out

(via justinrecio)

ireneangelaaa:

zooeybrokensmile:

jensenspudgymidway:

watson-i-am-your-turtle:

christianborles:

so2460donewithyou:

the-eleventh-blog:

does your period ever come late and you start to wonder if you’re pregnant despite the fact the most intimate thing you’ve ever done is shake hands?

DO GIRLS REALLY THINK THIS

yes

yes

yes

yes

yes

(via daytwo)

iwishihadafather:

so my cat is meowing like crazy in the kitchen and so i go to see whats up and i walk in on this

so naturally im like “what the fucking hell” and go and look out the window and

ARE YOU KIDDING ME

THIS IS NOT ROMEO AND JULIET GET THE FUCK OFF OF MY PORCH

(via crrystalbabe)

deluminator:

my brother just walked in here with a bunch of pancakes and was like ‘wow this is a whole lot of pancakes’ and then he closed his eyes and whispered to himself ‘but i am a whole lot of man’

(via eatmyshoe)

funknugget:

hasadigabitches:

A moment of silence for all the girls who have their period on their wedding day

 

and their honeymoon

(via eatmyshoe)